What, Its Been Like Forever!

OMG Its been like forever!

Yeah, you thought the threat was over and I was out of your life forever! Too bad I got tired of not listening to my own thoughts! I know, I actually think I am interesting again! Who would have guessed.

I just got back from India. I have been married now for a year and a half. I have a tattoo. I work for the YMCA. My breasts have continued to grow even when I tell them not to. They never listen! Ah, you missed that right? Good times. Good times.

Almost

I almost abandonned you, but I didn't really. MySpace has a blog where you can instantly link to books and music you are either reading or listening to, depending how stupid you are. I mean isn't that neat? Okay, so I almost bought a book on tape on my road trip but then I broke down and let Adam drive so I could read. That was a big step for me. I don't let anyone drive my car.

JOB!

I have a job! I will be working for the Berkeley Heights YMCA. Its all very exciting. You know what else is exciting, your crazy aunt. That's right, I said it!

It's all a crock of shit. It really is.

Strange Married Days

Is it weird to secretly want someone out there to have a devotion site to you? I mean is that too much to ask? Do you ever go searching for your own name on google or youtube hoping that someone created a love tribute that you just happened upon? Maybe I should ask Adam to create one for me so that I can stumble upon it by accident after he makes it.

These thoughts are created by watching too many movies and TV shows in which the main character has a song and or story written about them and then they fall in love. Well I am all ready in love, but would it be too much to ask to have Adam just sit in front of the computer all day writing nothing but my name and how great my ass looks in jeans. I mean, come on! I'm his wife for christ's sake!

By the way, the whole not having a job thing is really getting to my head a little. I mean I like it a lot, if my life were exciting, but its not. So my life has now become a series of places around the house in which I lounge. Sound fun? Well, yeah, kinda.

Flu Coma

Since I came to New Jersey I have had the flu. At least I think its the flu. First I thought it was allergies and then maybe a cold but now I am certain it is the flu because I have had it for almost 2 weeks! God Damn it!

I have no job yet, but I'm not really in any hurry. I'm catching up on some bitchin' tunes and polishing my skills.

I am married and it is weird.

Good Excuse

I abandoned the blog, but I had a good excuse. My company baned the site. Yeah, so I think that explains it.

Right now I am sitting at my parents home listening to wedding music for the reception. Its pretty awesome putting together the song list. I like every single song that will be playing at my wedding.

By the way there is like 6 six days until my wedding. Less than a week. AHHHHHHH! The dress is in the closet, the veil on the ironing table, and my shoes on the bookcase. I am having a full blown allergic reation to something in the house and I cant breathe out of my nose. Everything is great. :) By the way the Vows have not been written. Oh wells!

I am very excited, although I feel like I'm forgetting something like every five minutes. Did we leave the oven on?

Ok, back to worrying, but just to check in with myself, good luck with the whole wedding thing.

Cat with Helmet

For all of you who have been curious as to what I mean about the cat in the helmet here is a helpful diagram. This is our cat 24/7.

Living with Parents, Here We Come

Adam and I are moving in September. My last day of work wil be August 31 and our move will be shortly after. We have mostly decided to continue the wedding plans as is and then have a moving van take our stuff after the wedding while Adam and I drive into the sunset. Seriously, this is quick and way sooner than Adam and I expected, but stuff happens and you just have to deal with it.

So see you all later. Peace out.